People who want a ________ (gay/black/asian/whatever) best friend are super lame because they literally want to use them as a prop to say “Yeah man I have a _______ best friend, where’s yours?”
If I had to choose her or the sun, I’d be one nocturnal son of a gun.
I’m attracted to the oddest of souls.
But I love that about me. Wouldn’t want to have it any other way.